Harold just wants a sandwich to snack on while he watches
George A. Romero’s Night of the Living Dead on TV. A few streets over Michael Myers just got
shot six times, yes six times, and took a dive off the second-floor balcony. He has not had a sandwich in days.
Mrs. Elrod is taking her sweet ass time getting to
Harold’s sandwich, maybe she heard some gun shots outside? Mike is trying to get away from Dr. Loomis
and hears this at a nearby house because the windows are open on a nice cool Halloween
night, "Harold, you want mayonnaise on your sandwich? How about mustard?
... Are you asleep again?” Mike thinks
to himself a sandwich sure sounds good right about now, time to go inside this
house. Mike quietly opens the screen
door as the woman walks to the living room, sneaks in and sees the best-looking
sandwich he has ever seen next to a jar of mustard, mayonnaise, a knife, and cokes! But Mike looks forward and sees a man sitting
in a recliner with his back facing him; unbeknown to him that Harold is asleep,
but he looks like a bad ass, so Mike gets scared and grabs the knife and slowly
sneaks back out.
I have always thought
that if Harold was awake right then he would have kicked Mike’s ass and the
whole movie series would have been over right there. Just saying.
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