Sunday, October 31, 2010

Top 10: Horror Movies


It is that time of the year! I always take the month to watch as many scary movies as I can. The wife decorates the house all up and that just makes the spooky atmosphere that much better. Here are some of my faves:

1. John Carpenter's Halloween: The original and the best. This pic was shot in 3 weeks and on of budget of $300, 000. At the time this was the most profitable movie ever made. Carpenter's score makes it that much better. Mikey Myers is my favorite horror icon.

2. The Exorcist: Probably the scariest movie on the list. Those stairs, that split pea soup throw up, the sounds. The only horror movie to ever be nominated for an Oscar. Director William Friedkin was in his prime back then.

3. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre '74: I love me some Leatherface. Anything with a chainsaw rocks! This movie was financed by the mob so it is impossible to really know how profitable this movie was. It ran for theaters for years and was a drive in main stay for quite some time. My dad had to sneak me in to see it. The cast saw very little money for their work.

4. Psycho: The granddaddy of horror movies. Alfred Hitchcock created this master peace using his tv crew to keep the budget modest. Anthony Perkins was perfect as Norman Bates and this haunted him for awhile until later on he embraced the role and made 3 more sequels. Look for the director cameo at the beginning of the film.

5. The Thing: John Carpenter is the only director to makes this list twice. The setting is perfect as a group of scientists are alone in Antarctica. The special effects were one of a kind back in the day. One of the few movies Carpenter did not do his own music.

6. An American Werewolf in London: This was a first as this horror movie had quite a bit of comedy in it and it worked very well. The special effects team of Rick Baker made werewolf's look real. Remember the Alamo!

7. Phantasm: I have been a phan for a long time. The Tall Man scared the piss out of me when I would catch this greatness on HBO late at night. I love all the car scenes in the pic.

8. Frankenstein: The Boris Karloff one. The movie was made almost 80 years ago but the monster is magnificent. This must have scarred the piss out of everyone back in those days. The scene where the monster throws the little girl in the water was deemed too graphic then and was not reinserted back into the picture until the 60s.

9.Dawn of the Dead: I will get cheap here and say I like both the Romero and Snyder versions. I do enjoy the original a bit more because of the great gore effects by the great Tom Savini who also has a role in the pic. Living in a mall with a gun store, that would be cool.

10. The Strangers: This is the newest pic of the list. It is so simple and that is what makes it great. A couple at a lake house in the middle of no where and some people messing with them. Your eyes will not be able to leave the screen. You can tell the makers of this are big Carpenter fans.

Honorable Mention: Psycho 2: This is probably the best horror sequel there is. At the time it was unheard of to try to make a sequel of a movie twenty something years later but the studio wanted to cash on the success of horror movies of the time. It relaunched Anthony Perkins career and his performance is just as good as the original. Tidbit: When Norman enters his mother's room for the first time look for Hitchcock's shadow on the right if the screen.

Monday, October 25, 2010

A Dream Comes True


Why not win the World Series? It has been an unbelievable season so far so why not continue? Going into Spring Training this team definitely had playoff potential but they exceeded every one's expectations this season. A look back on the season:

Day 1 on Spring Training, manager Ron Washington admits to failing a drug test last year testing positive for cocaine. This surely accounts for some of the strange moves he made during the season. What a way to start the season.

A walk off opening day win on a sac fly by our catcher of the future in Jarod Saltalamacchia starts the season off in the win column. The dude goes on the DL a few days later never to be seen in a Ranger uniform again and gets shipped off to Boston later in the season.

The Rangers stumble through the first 2 months of the season but all the sudden Josh Hamilton heats up, throws this team on his back and they go on a tear to get into first place and never look back. Meanwhile the sale process of the team has been heating up as the creditors are not happy with the deal Tom "the Rodent" Hicks and the Greenburg-Ryan group have in place so far. The team declares bankruptcy to speed things up. It is later determined the sale process will go to auction and this of course invites new potential owners into the process that no Ranger fan wants.

Meanwhile Jon Daniels is trying to maintain and build his lead in the American League West and pulls off what is now known as the greatest trade in team history. The Rangers finally get an ace. I remember reading that morning that Cliff Lee to the Yanks was all but a done deal. The Mariners were not quite satisfied with their return and decided to invite the bankrupt but prospect rich Rangers to the table. Justin Smoak made the deal for the Rangers. It was a hard decision for sure, this guy will haunt the Rangers for years to come but if you want to win now these are the kind of moves you have to make. Cliff Lee is brought here to lead the rotation to the playoffs and beyond. Never mind that he is a free agent after the season, this is about now!

The Ryan-Greenburg group are victorious in acquiring the team and this just energizes them more as they runaway with the division and are the first team in baseball to clinch a playoff spot. The Rangers are the only professional sports franchise to have never won a playoff series. They fixed that by defeating the Tampa Bay Rays in the first round and got to face off with their old playoff foes: The Damn Yankees!

A bullpen meltdown in game 1 really put a damper on the beginning of the series but these Rangers are resilient and shook that off and came right back to even things up. They took 2 of 3 in The Big Apple and finished the Yanks off at home to make their first trip to the World Series! What a moment. I had to sit back and reflect on all the Ranger games I have watched and just enjoy the moment. I knew this time would happen, I just did not know it would happen so soon. I tell my kids there are people in Chicago and Boston that went generations without seeing their team go to the series.

The Rangers are facing off against the San Francisco Giants in the fall classic. On paper the Rangers are the favorite but unfortunately the do have to play the games. After losing both games in San Francisco the Rangers come to try to get back on track and were victorious when hosting their first series game. Hopefully they can even things up tonight. Claws and Antlers!

Cowboys:1-5, getting whipped by Jacksonville right now. Romo is out for awhile so the season is definitely over.

Tv show of the week: History Channel's Swamp People. I find guys gator hunting in Louisiana amazing. These dudes are nuts. On top of gators they hunt snakes and frogs on top of that. Give it a try, highly recommended.

Thursday, September 30, 2010

Sly's action masterpiece!


I have been looking forward to this movie for sometime now. It was originally going to be released in April but with all of the hype surrounding it Lionsgate decided to make it a big summer movie. Kudos to them and the move has payed off big time to the tune of over $300 million worldwide and still counting. I am glad Sly has taken over his career getting back to writing and directing his own movies ala Clint Eastwood. The back-end of his career will look much better when it is all said and done. This flick is no holds barred and is a throw back to the 80s action movie era. It may also contain the greatest two minutes of film anyone has ever laid eyes on when Sly, Bruce, and Arnold share the screen together. What a great scene and some catchy writing too. Dolph Lundgren and the automatic shotgun were the standouts in the movie. With the success of 'The Expendables' there is already talk of a sequel of course and Sly is ready to go as he has been tweeting about it alot. Maybe Arnold will have an expanded role since his term is about up. What other actor has ever had 3 franchises on their resume?

The Expendables on blu ray and dvd November 23.

Did you know? Sly lost the 1976 Screenplay Oscar to some spare named Paddy Chayefsky.

The Rangers are in the playoffs! First time since 1999! They deserve their own post for this. The Cowboys have started the season 1-2 so far. They think they are ready for the Super Bowl?

Network TV looks awful this season. The only new show I have any interest in is the Tom Selleck CBS show Blue Bloods. Not much else captures my imagination. I can get caught up on all those old shows I have been meaning to watch. Enjoying True Blood season 2 so far.

Monday, May 31, 2010

Happy Birthday to a true legend


Happy Birthday wishes to Clint Eastwood today. You are one badass eighty year old. Thanks to all of your films over the years and I look forward to many more. So everyone pick out an Eastwood movie and enjoy it with a cold beverage or two.


The Rangers have lost 6 of 7 and have lost a couple of key players to the DL. It is the low point of the season. Thanks MLB for having the Rangers off on a holiday, great scheduling there. I am sure the Yankees are playing though.

RIP Dennis Hopper. I always enjoyed your role in Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2.

RIP Gary Coleman. "What you talkin' about Willis?" Enough said.

Happy Memorial Day and thanks to all the soldiers past and present. You guys are my heroes
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Thursday, April 1, 2010

Expendables Trailer

Stallone's biggest action movie ever comes out in August and the trailer we have been waiting for is finally here. Arnold, Bruce, and Sly in the same movie, it's about time! View here and enjoy. You will not be disappointed. http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1808411960/video .


FX's new show Justified is a great series, give it a view.


LOST is finally finding it's way back and it is well worth it. I will miss this and 24 alot. I've got to find some new shows next year.

The Rangers will finish stumbling thru spring training this weekend and start opening day at home on Monday. As long as the manager does not know sniff too much coke this team should contend.

Monday, March 15, 2010

Black Dynamite!!!

Of course after posting my favorite flicks of last year I see the need to add another title after watching Black Dynamite. This spoof of the black exploitation films of the 70s was fantastic. It was made just like one of those films complete with bad production values, bad stock footage, bad plot holes covered with voice overs and hilarious stunt work. The genius of it is that it is all on purpose. The villain at the end is superb; I do not want to give it away. Highly recommended.

RIP Peter Graves. "Billy, have you ever seen a grown man naked ?" is one of my favorite all time lines. Clarence, you have clearance.

Looking forward to FX's Justified tomorrow night. I loved Timothy Olyphant in Deadwood so I will give this one a shot.

LOST, where are you going?

Baseball season is just around the corner. I am as giddy as a school boy!

Next rant: Do all movies have to be 3D now? Really? Stay tuned.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Top flicks of '09


I have compiled my top movies of last year and put them together for your enjoyment. Remember I am not a critic, I only play one on the Internet. I know I may have missed some good movies in the list but a lot of them have not been released to home video yet, I do not get to the theater much anymore. Enjoy...

1. Zombieland- The funniest movie on the list. Superbly made and it has a fantastic cameo in it. I love Twinkies and Woody in this movie shares the love of them. Best of all it all starts in Garland, TX.

2. Inglorious Bastards- Tarantino did an outstanding job with this throwback to War World II. He made plenty of references to two of my favorite war flicks (Kelley's Heroes and The Dirty Dozen) and I cannot imagine any body else but Brad Pitt playing the lead role.

3. Star Trek- Those Bad Robot guys did a great job of a reboot on a franchise that desperately needed one. The cast was spot on and it was great to see Leonard Nimoy sport the ears one more time. Bring on more! Kahn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4. Up- This is the best animated I have ever seen. It is a story that can be enjoyed by all and I wonder when will this talking device for dogs will be available.

5. Avatar- James Cameron took enough time off between projects and he does not disappoint with his latest creation. I saw this in the theater in 3D and it was pretty cool. Alot better than back in the 80s, Jaws 3D anyone? The story here has been rehashed from another movie but when it looks this cool who cares?

6. Public Enemies- I have always liked Gangster movies and it was nice to have a new one out. The first movie of Dillinger awhile back left a lot to be desired so I am certainly glad Michael Mann made this movie. Johnny Depp was spot on while Christian Bale looked like he wanted to be else where.

7. The Hurt Locker- A very intense war drama much like Platoon. This flick keeps you on the edge of your seat the entire time. Props to director Kathryn Bigelow, she has come a long way since the classic Near Dark.

8. Trick R Treat- This fantastic horror movie was on the shelve for two years because the studio did not know what to do with it. They finally released it to home video during Halloween and it scored big with critics and audiences. Think Creepshow, this is the best movie you did not see last year.

9. Invictus- A true story made by a great story teller. Come on Clint, more in front of the camera too!

This year I am looking forward to The Expendables, Iron Man 2, and Hereafter.

Ranger pitchers and catchers reported to Spring Training today. All can dream of a championship season right now. Perhaps the playoffs anyway.

Saturday, January 30, 2010

I'm back!


I cannot believe it has been almost a year since I have been on here. I intend to do better at this. I have plenty of free time on my hands right now. The Big Game is a week away and I am rooting for the Saints. Pitchers and catchers will be reporting soon and I am excited for that and the fact the Rangers have a new owner. It was a quiet off season but some nice little moves were made to improve the roster and the Angels took quite a hit to their roster.

Movie watching is my is still one of my favorite sports and I have been watching alot because I finally got a new TV to go along with my PS3. I have many blu ray reviews to do. Stay tuned...

TV show of the week: 24, Jack is back!

Most anticipated new release coming out Tuesday: Zombieland. I hear this was really good and will blind buy.

Thanks to all of my family and friends for the birthday wishes and gifts. You guys are the best.